November 6, 2007

Biblical Analogy Mashup: The Fatted Cow Returns

So Schill is still a Red Sock.

And they are going to pay him $3 million dollars to not get fat(ter).

Guess he's given up on winning another Cy Young a la Roger Clemens.

1 comments:

Jersey said...

aa-ha! Enjoy The Mouth for another year suckaaas!

You know you have it made when people are willing to pay you to eat healthy.