All in a Name

I am a terrible blogger. Between summer school and campaign work, I just don't have the time to be able to follow baseball to the point where I might have something to say about it.

But watching Robinson Cano ground into yet another force out with men on base, after popping out for the trillionth time this year in an earlier at-bat, I've decided that he of the fifth-worst OPS in all of baseball needs a new name. Hence, I dub him Robinson Cannot. Calling trademark now.